Lana Del Rey in vintage Travilla at the Globes: try hard or retro cool?

Lana Del Rey stood as one of the worst dressed at last night’s Globes. She always tries too hard to conjure up a retro vision and did up her hair “real big, beauty-queen style” like one of her tunes. Lana wore a sea-foam green vintage Travilla gown to support her nomination for Best Original Song for “Big Eyes.” Her look was one of overkill. This dress looks like a seashell, and the styling was just so … big. Ginormous hair, exaggerated lips, huge eye makeup. I guess it goes with her song’s title, right? Unfortunately, this looks like a Halloween costume at an otherwise glamorous awards show.

Chrissy Teigen brought the pink doily madness in a Zuhair Murad gown. This dress is surprisingly pretty for a doily, no? John Legend (along with Common) beat Lana for Best Original Song (presented by the righteous Prince). Chrissy tweeted, “I have never been so proud in my life.” On the red carpet, Ryan Seacrest had the audacity to ask whether Chrissy asked John for permission for tweeting. Oh, Seacrest. So clueless.

Kelly Osbourne wore a Georges Chakra gown for her E! correspondent duties. This dress is nothing new from Kelly. She may have even pulled it out of her closet. The lavender hair was cool for a season, but it’s time to change it up. Kelly wore Platt jewelry.

Speaking of things that never change, Giuliana Rancic caused a great deal of concern trolling on Twitter over her weight. Giuliana wore a maria Lucia Hohan gown with a severe fishtail. I’m not sure how she walked around in this gown. The dress had extra material for boob-eyelet cups and a peplum on top of the fishtail, and it was a really fug ensemble. Giuliana piled on the bronzer and fake tan, which made her look super thin.

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